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Van Halen-inspired Burlesque on Wednesday 3/29!

When we look back at the music that changed the lives of a generation, this band will definitely be noted as Icons of Rock and Roll.  
Having sold more than 80 million albums worldwide, Van Halen have cemented themselves as pioneers of hard rock in the late 70′s. 
With two frontman that defied the normalcy of other lead singers, their electric stage presence and impressive guitar abilities of Eddie Van Halen destroyed all doubts of their potential. This show will pay homage to that wild, sexy, dirty rock and roll that we all miss.

Featuring
Minnie Tonka
Whimsy Pimsy
Beezlebabe
Mina Minou
and 
Scarlett Lace

Hosted by Scarlett Lace
and Go-Go by
Lucy Lipstick

Diamond Matt will be taking your money at the Door.
$15
Go-Go at 9pm, show at 9:15pm!

Punk, metal, and more on Sunday 3/26!

10:45 The Nuclears
thenuclears.nyc

10 Hot Mayonnaise (Rochester, NY)
hotmayonnaise.bandcamp.com

9:15 Toward Space (Richmond, VA)
https://www.facebook.com/towardspace/

8:30 Sister Munch
https://sistermunch.bandcamp.com/

Tickets $8

AND!:

Metal Night with Chris Held DJing in the front bar from 10-1am!!

Rock bands on Saturday 3/25!

The Values are an indie dance pop band looking to make you move and groove with their energetic show infused with lush harmoines, guitar shredding, and sick beatz.  
www.thevalues.bandcamp.com
Ted’s Dead are one of the most exciting punk rock groups in Brooklyn. Political. Check. Face melting? Check. Sexy as hell? Tripple check! 
https://tedsdead.bandcamp.com/

Dangerous Animals are an American rock band formed in 2012 in Storrs, Connecticut. The group consists of Mike Holler (lead vocals, guitar), Connor McTaggart (guitar), Mike Schulz (bass guitar), and Mitch Igneri (drums).

By mixing equal portions of overdriven guitars, dance rhythms, and dynamic melodies, Dangerous Animals has crafted a unique sound that bounces between danceable indie rock, dark post-punk, and swaggering rocknroll. They have released two EPs to date, Don’t Blame The Floor If You Can’t Dance (2014) and Thick Thieves On The Bricktops (2016).

www.dangerousanimalsmusic.com
http://dangerousanimals.bandcamp.com/
www.facebook.com/dangerousanimalsband
@adangerousband

T. Cross presents Noise, Thursday 3/23!

Thursday, March, 23rd,The Cobra Club
6 Wyckoff Avenue Jefferson L stop

Leather Can

T.Cross

Gramma 

KS/PW 

Stallone the Reducer 

DJ Uncle Larry

Witch Hunt comedy show on Wednesday 3/22!

Witch Hunt comedy show was inspired by the Salem Witch Trials of 1692 in Colonial Massachusetts where many women were accused of witchcraft and burned at the stake. Ok, it was really inspired by all the female comedians who when they see an all male lineup want to set themselves on fire.

This show originated in LA with Merrill Davis & Debra DiGiovanni and now we have graced New York with our firey presence!

Hosted by Merrill Davis, Wanjiko Eke, and Irene Morales

Molly Austin
Phoebe Robinson
Marlena Rodriguez
Ashley Brooke Roberts
Doug Smith
Jeffrey Joseph

Wednesday March 22
Doors 8:00, Show 8:30
$5 cover, no drink minimum!

Rock ‘n’ Roll on Sunday 3/19!

Join us for an evening of Noise, Experimental greatness, and Rock and Roll . $8 Doors at 9pm, 21+ 

Sun Castle
https://suncastle.bandcamp.com/

Rodenticide
https://www.facebook.com/rodenticide/ 

The Spookfish
https://www.facebook.com/The-Spookfish-200634209960943/

Woodhull
https://woodhull.bandcamp.com/

Comedy on Saturday 3/18!

The church service that services you!
Performances from:
Kevin Seefried, Fem Appeal, and Stavros Halkias!

Cobra Club
$10 suggested
21+
Doors 9pm // Service 9:30pm

Shots-n-Tots Communion – Sing-a-long hymns – Happiness

About:
Church Night is a comedy act that “updates Dana Carvey’s famed ‘Church Lady’ Saturday Night Live sketch for the Tim & Eric generation” (Washington City Paper). Reminiscent of A Prairie Home Companion on acid, Church Night’s eccentric, religious parody delightfully skews one’s perception of the American church. According to the unholy trinity that preaches the good word, it’s all about coming together, at the same time, in the name of the Lord, so pretty much everyone leaves a Church Night experience feeling super fucking #blessed.

Bands on Thursday 3/16!

Logan XPaper Fleet and LIBEL join forces!


Libel: 9:30
Paper Fleet: 10:15
Logan X: 11:00

Libel will be re-releasing its first two albums, remixed with love by Gavin Dunaway.

Punk Island Benefit on Saturday 3/11!

Sat March 11, 2017

QWAM- Mas Modelos and loud music, punk fucking rock!
Disposable- NJ Uke punk “If Jimmy Brown and The Ramones found a kid from the Islands and then adopted it.. this is what it would probably sound like”
TinVulva- TV is an alternative punk-inspired band from the Gowanus underground exploding at high decibels of shredding rhythm, riot grrrl soul, and heavy melodic, grunge rock undertones.
Lady Bizness- Feminist mermaid mafia. Underwater thrash-punk-surf-core madness dredged from the muddy shores of the East River. 2 parts Queens, 1 part BK
Ellen and the Degenerates- Just a bunch of kids who ate too much sugar right before bed. In your face BK Brat punk!

$10 donation at the door:
All proceeds from the show will go towards offsetting the expense of the Hoosatron stage at Punk Island 2017 which is happening on Governors Island Sunday June 18th!

Raffle for awesome prizes, stay tuned for what goodies we will have!

Now more than ever, DIY events and community are so important. Please come out and support and help keep this vital event running and FREE to the public. See ya out there!

Up ‘n’ Coming with Reformed Whores on Thursday 3/9!

Country western comedy duo Reformed Whores (Marie Cecile Anderson & Katy Frame) bring their signature stand-up showcase “Up N’ Coming” to The Cobra Club in Brooklyn every 2nd Thursday each month! The show features the funniest up-n-coming stand-up comedians in the country and it’s FREE!

Next show on Thursday, March 9th features:

Dusty Slay (Last Comic StandingThe Bob & Tom Show)

Blair Socci (MTV’s LadylikeFuse‘s Uproarious, MTV Guy Code vs. Girl Code)

Josh Carter (CollegeHumorBroad City - the web series, The Stand Comedy Club and Restaurant)

For more info, visit www. reformedwhores.com!

The Cobra Club 6 Wyckoff Ave Brooklyn, NY 11237 (917)719-1138